543 – Waiting for Spring
Well, we had a bit of Winter weather Tuesday, with about 2.5 inches of wet, heavy snow, but it’ll be gone pretty soon as the weather warms up again next week.
Our auto club is gearing up for a good year for car shows and cruise nights, and we’re all excited about getting our cars out when the weather warms up.
My daughter and her fiancé are coming over tomorrow for lunch, so we’ll have fun there for sure and if we’re lucky, they’ll bring our GrandPuppy over again too! *chuckle*
On to something funny:
Two travelling salesmen were driving way out in the back-country, and broke down by a farm. The farmer offered to let them stay the night, but warned them to stay away from his beautiful daughter, OR ELSE!
That night, both salesmen couldn’t resist and had their ways with the farmers daughter. The following morning, the farmer opened their door with a shotgun pointed at them and said “For that, you’ll pay… follow me” and led them into his fields.
He then tells the salesmen to go out into his fields, and pick 10 of their favorite fruit, and come back to him.
The first salesman arrives with 10 strawberries.
The farmer points the gun at the mans forehead and says “drop your drawers, and shove them all up your backside”.
As the man begins doing so, he’s laughing hysterically. The farmer, confused asks “why are you laughing so hard??”
The salesman says “My friend is picking watermelons!”
Have a great weekend all!
posted by Dave
2 Comments:
Sounds like winter pretty much forgot about everybody this year.
Hi Dave ~~ Sounds like winter is saying goodbye with the snow. I hope it is fine so you can take your car out. Have a nice visit with your daughter and Co.
Thanks for the comments and I am so glad you enjoyed the story and jokes. Like my old self, well that is OLD or how I feel. I am 77 but feel older.
Take good care my friend,
Cheers, Merle.
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