98 Mid-Year Hump Day

I can't believe it's already July 2nd. Half of the summer is already over. Can you believe it?

Unfortunately, every day lately has been warm, but rain in the afternoons. I feel like I'm in Orlando! *LOL* I haven't had nearly as much time to take nice rides with my Vette as I did last year. (yeah yeah, poor me huh!)

Caroldee, in response to your comment yesterday, yes.. an 18 foot piece of plain old wire, and I was able to talk to people around the world. I oriented it North/South so that I could talk more East and West, but I was still able to talk to Canada, and into the Caribbean and South America.

I hope everyone has a wonderful July 4th Weekend, and please whatever you do, be safe in doing it.

Lastly, here's a good joke I got from my friend Mike H (the one we went to Abbott's with)

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE (according to men)

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in  any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

Have a great weekend!