318 – This Weather Stinks!
Well, since Sunday night, we’ve had nothing but snow and rain, snow and rain.. there’s accidents everywhere, especially the side roads. The street I live on is horrible, as we live quite a ways up a big hill so we got more snow than rain for the most part.
And.. it’s supposed to be crummy weather all the way through Friday!
Our UCONN Huskies (Mens basketball) team has finally come alive at the end of the season! They beat the #3 team, and the #7 team in the country in one week. Hopefully, they can win a few more to get into the NCAA Tournament!
The UCONN Women Huskies are still undefeated all this season, and all last with a win streak now at 65 games in a row! It doesn’t seem as if anyone will stop them.. not this year at least.
Has anyone here use Rosetta Stone to learn a new language? I have the Spanish CD’s and think I may try it. My daughter bought it and never used it. Might come in handy in Mexico in April! *S*
On to something funny (from my brother):
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor...
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, ' Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!
Have a wonderful Hump-Day all…!
posted by Dave
2 Comments:
Rosetta Stone is wonderful software. While working in the IT department of Northwest Arkansas Community College (which is surrounded by communities with considerable Hispanic populations), I saw it in use in the English as a Second Language program. I supported the classroom computers that ran it, and was impressed in just the few minutes I had to play with it one day. As someone who took two years of Spanish in high school and three semesters in college, I wish it had been available in our language labs.
That joke was one of those "saw it from a mile away" jokes, but still funny. I will have to look up "begorrah" now, because I've always wondered what it means.
Hi Dave ~~ Sorry you have had so much bad weather and hope it soon
improves. Glad you liked my post
esp the church bulletins.
Have a better weekend and great next week, my friend. Regards, Merle.
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