368 – The Heat Wave Continues…

We had maybe one or two breaks in the heat (but not by very much), and it’s going to be that way all weekend too. The heat wouldn’t be so bad, but the humidity is incredibly high which makes it miserable outside.

My brother and I took my mom to the doctors on Wednesday (a neurologist) and found out she has to have an operation on her spine on September 3rd. She’ll then be in a rehab facility for a while to heal, and I think we’re both a bit worried about that.

Well, one week from today, I’ll be in Mexico enjoying the sun and sand! My brother and I are really excited about going, and it can’t come fast enough.

On to something funny, for my friend Bubba:

You Know if Your Church is a Redneck

If...The finance committee refuses to buy a chandelier because no-one knows how to play one.

If ... People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000 whether the fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch them.

If ...When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take the offering," five guys and two women stand up.

If... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because, "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

If,,,The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

If... the congregation has 500 members, there are only seven last names in the Church directory.

If... Baptism is referred to as "branding."

If... High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

If...People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

If...The collection plates are really Hub Caps from a '56 Chevy.

If... The minister and his wife drive matching pick-up trucks.

If. ..The communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink."

If..."Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs too.

If...The final words of the Benediction are "Y'all come back now. Ya hear."

Have a great weekend all!