442 – Just Another Winter Day
Well, after an eventful weekend (no, we won’t go there), we’re going to get some more snow tonight. Seems like a pattern huh!
Luckily, yesterday it got up to 40F, and a lot started melting, but not nearly enough.
It’s going to be an extremely busy week for me this week.. and I’m already stressing out over it. *frown*
The good news is, my back feels about 85% better.
The Super Bowl was a great game, I was rooting for Green Bay. I find it amazing, that Christina Aguilera flubbed the Star Spangled Banner, something she’s been singing since she was 8 years old!
My favorite commercial was this one below. The one here is a longer version of the one on Sunday Night.
Well, on to something funny:
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
Have a great week all!

1 Comments:
Sorry your weekend was so eventful, but glad your back is coming back.
Here's to some thawing up your way, or at least no more insult to injury. The top 1/4 of our driveway is still a solid sheet of ice thanks to its being shaded all day. Other than spots like that, everything else here is thawed out. Apparently more's on the way Tuesday night/Wednesday morning and afternoon.
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