250 – Finally, a Relaxing Weekend..!

Yeah., it’s nice and relaxing this weekend, if only the weather would have been nicer though.. more HHH and chances of rain both days.

Saturday night, we went out to dinner with our friends Ray and Debbie to my favorite restaurant to celebrate my birthday. It was wonderful.. (yes, I overate but it was sooooooooo good!)

Sunday, my daughter and I went to see my mom as we always do, and found her to have a big black and blue mark under her chin, and a black eye from falling out of bed last night. *frown* She worries me and my brother quite a bit.

My daughter and I also went to find me a new bathing suit for my upcoming cruise and I found one on clearance at one of our favorite places here, minus a $10 coupon I had it came to fifty cents! *LOL* What a deal!

So…. with nothing more to report right now… on to a funny:

The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

Have a great Monday all!