302 – A Day Late
Whoops, sorry for missing a post yesterday. Before anything else, here’s the answer to Monday’s quiz: 5 words. Keno, Money, Monk, Omen and Yoke!
Hope you got them all!
Hey Caroldee.. I answered your question (though maybe not how you thought I would!) *LOL*
Oh, just a reminder, no blog on Monday as I’ll have the day off and blissfully sleep in! *S*
I’ve made a habit out of checking out the background picture every day at Bing. If you don’t, you should as the photos are absolutely breathtaking most days!
Well, not much to say this morning, so I’ll leave you with a funny:
A Son's Bad Dream
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
Have a wonderful Day!
posted by Dave
4 Comments:
Funny joke. Will the milkman never catch a break?!
On the monkey thing, I was trying to use all the letters in the word. I needed rule clarification.
And did not look back at your comments area to find it.
Is there a way to subscribe to your comments via RSS? I keep up with you new posts via RSS. My blog allows subscription to the comments, so maybe yours does, too.
Hmm, not sure, but you can have follow up comments sent to your email account I think.
Hi Dave ~~ Good joke, poor milkman!!
I didn't get too many words, but what about KEY ? Or ME ?
Thanks for your comments and glad you LOVED "How Much Do You Make?"
By all means post it as it is a good story.
Glad your weather is improving a little. We have a few more reasonable days, and then on Friday
back to 42C -- 105-8F. Too darn hot
Take care, my friend, Very Best Wishes, Merle.
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