555 – Heat Wave!

Yep, it’s been over 100 degrees the last 2 days, and it’ll move down into the mid 90’s today. Been tough going outside!

This has been the most incredibly busy Spring/Summer so far! It seems every night something else is going on, and weekends… forget about having a spare minute. I’m so looking forward to our cruise in September, but we have to get by my daughter’s wedding first. 15 days till that, and 71 days till the cruise.

This weekend we have my God-Daughter’s High School graduation party. She’s headed off to college in Michigan this fall.

Well, on to something funny:

Little  Bruce and his friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are  in love.
One  day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's  father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and  says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her  hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,  Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bruce, you are only 10.. Where will you two  live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce  replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit in  it nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable,
Mr.  Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not  old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again,  Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week  and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that  should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed. Bruce has put so  much thought into this.
"Well Bruce, it seems like you have  everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do  if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Bruce  just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is  adorable…

Have a nice weekend!