338 – Another Friday… 5 days, 8 hours…..

Vacation’s coming up quick now. Time to start to pre-pack this weekend as I’ll have little time on Wednesday night after work. With a 5:50am flight, we’ll have to get up real early to head to the airport. We’re making plans to meet a friend I met on Twitter out in San Diego for dinner at a great Mexican restaurant with a huge Tequila menu! *S*

Tell me everyone… What do you think of this color Corvette? (I'm serious)

Well, our one Connecticut person on American Idol has finally been cut from the group. Katie Stevens had a wonderful run, made the top 9, and for a younger girl, did very well.

I got an email yesterday, that my GodMother passed away in Rhode Island. She was 92, and had been ill for a few months. My GodFather had passed away around 10 years ago. I remember times when I was young, going to their house for a week or two at a time to spend time with them and their son Bobby who is my age. I had a lot of fun back then with them.. and they were incredibly wonderful people.

On to something lighter:

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.

Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Have a wonderful weekend all!