Monday, August 2, 2010

373 – Another Monday

G’morning everyone.

The complete pictures of my trip to Mexico is now up on Facebook, so if you are a friend there, check them out!

I had a pretty busy weekend, as we went out to look for some wood flooring for our kitchen, then did some lawn work at home, then out to our car club’s cruise night on Saturday, then Sunday, went to see Mom like we always do, then out to do some shopping at a specialty food store not far away for some great steaks they had on sale.

Got home and started watching a TV show called Meteorite Men, about two guys that go out hunting meteorite fragments. It’s on the Science Channel, and it’s real interesting to both me and my wife. Their website is here. I can’t believe how much these things are worth! Also, they found one with the gemstone Peridot in it, that was gorgeous!

Other than that, just the normal stuff going on.. so on to something funny from my dear friend michelle:

Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Have a great Monday all…!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Mark said...

I was glad that "camaraderie" was spelled correctly. Good list, with many funny entries.

August 2, 2010 at 3:26 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

Love the last one Dave.

August 3, 2010 at 8:21 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Dave ~~ You sure had a busy weekend but you seem to have got everything done. I really enjoyed that list of funnies and I like No 1 best I think. Glad you liked my post
and I agree I have a great family.
The week has been pretty good, thank you. Take care my friend, Regards, Merle.

August 5, 2010 at 5:46 AM  

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