226 - Pictures of Paradise

Well, as I promised, here are some pictures from my trip.

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To the left, is the H2O Zone, the water park for kids! It's pretty amazing to say the least.

 

 

 

 

To the left, is the Royal Promenade in the center of the ship. Note that I'm already halfway down the promenade taking this picture! There's about a dozen stores, an English Pub, a Wine Bar, a Ben & Jerrys.. all kinds of great things!

 

 

 

To the left, is a flower from our dinner table. The food was incredible.

 

 

 

 

The absolute coolest thing on the ship, was The FlowRider, located on the 13th floor at the back of the ship. I watched this for quite some time (no, I didn't try it) but it looked like it was a lot of fun.

 

 

 

That's it for now, more to come.. but I'll leave you with a funny: (and no, I'm NOT anti-gay.. it's a joke!)

MAN TEST

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Fag.

2. If you have a cat, you are a FLAMING homo. A cat is like a dog, only gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your  ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're gay. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a Johnson there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are an ass-pirate.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a pole smoker.

So remember the rules, or keep that gay stuff to yourself.

Have a great Hump-Day!