182 - 10 More Days..!

We got our tickets last night. We leave town on a motor-coach at 3am on Saturday the 14th (Valentines Day), heading to Newark Intl. Airport (almost a 3 hour drive), for an 8:30am flight, non-stop to Curacao! One flight, five and a half hours to sunshine and blue skies! I'll be taking a half day off next Friday, so I can get all packed up and ready to go.
Here's where we're staying!

I'm slowly adding programs to my new PC, it's fast as heck! I finally found out how to change the display to show temps in Fahrenheit and not Celsius.

I found one of those cool "Birthday Calculator's" online, and here's what it says for my birthday:

You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 11 Elul 5716.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 12 Elul 5716.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.2.14.19 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 2 tun 14 uinal 19 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Saturday, 11 Muharram 1376 (1376-1-11).
Celebrities who share your birthday:

Malcolm-Jamal Warner (1970)
Edward Norton (1969)
Erik 'Everlast' Schrody (1969)
Christian Slater (1969)
Patrick Swayze (1952)
Martin Mull (1943)
Robert Redford (1937)
Roman Polanski (1933)
Rosalynn Carter (1927)
Shelley Winters (1922)
Meriwether Lewis (1774)

And something funny to make you smile:

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

Have a wonderful Hump-Day!