183 - 7 Days to Go!
I looked up the weather in Curacao today, and it's 84 degrees and bright sunshine. Nights are average 76 and cloud free! I just can't wait. I'm taking a half day off next Friday so I can do a wash and pack early. The bus leaves for Newark Airport at 3am.
The week has gone by like a bullet because I've been so busy. There's hardly been time to load all the software I need to on my new PC, and there's a lot to load.
Mark, I saw this news story, and I immediately thought of you!
Now here's a fantastic picture from APOD!
How on Earth do some people find me on Twitter? I have the strangest people come out of the woodwork finding me on Twitter. On the other hand, I've found some interesting people. Mark may know one of them, John C Dvorak.
Another person I follow, is Natali Del Conte, a reporter for CNET (and not just because she's incredibly beautiful, and smart).
It's going to be a busy weekend.. but I'm just looking forward to next Friday...! *S*
And now, for something funny:
Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!"
This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Sulio says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President waves "Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"
And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Sulio's boss says "No he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!" so they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio!
Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out. Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Sulio's boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton...hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more than I can take!
Have a great weekend!

5 Comments:
That joke was great! I thought about the song "Sussudio" more than once, but it didn't ruin it for me.
The story about the robber is just crazy. Who would believe that the guy really was going to use that thing? Although it's potentially just as lethal, I wouldn't be nearly as scared of a Bat'leth as I would a gun, because someone would have to be completely nuts to actually make good on their threat with a Bat'leth (or however you spell it -- I'm not THAT much of a fanatic).
Curacao still sounds like the place to beat for a sunny vacation from winter.
Last winter we left too at some ungodly hour. But the upside is you still have the day when you arrive. I bet you can't wait!
Enjoy the weekend :-)
Hi Dave ~ Thanks for your comment and glad you liked the koala and the retired joke etc. Only 7 days to wait. Have a wonderful trip and the weather sounds just right. Take care, Regards, Merle.
Seven days must seem like an eternity... gonna be long time before it gets to 76 here in Michigan that is for sure.. Glad to just get 40!! Have fun.. : )
What an idiot the robber was...
Curacao was lovely when we visited it...hope you have a ball!
Loved the joke...just silly enough to being a chuckle out of me!
Thanks,
Yours,
michelle {'lil o}
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